The best quote from a student:
"I'd rather open my FACEBOOK
than to FACE my BOOK!'
Teacher teaching algebra to student:
Teacher: A=B=C, it means A=C. Now give two examples for it.
Student: Sir, I love you, you love your daughter, it means I love your daughter.
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| Naught Student Jokes |
The Essay
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing, except one Student.
She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing alone.
Teacher: U Idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in the class, what about you?
Students: At your age, Hitler committed suicide. What about you?
Teacher: What is the different between problem and challenge?
Student: 3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge
Teacher: state Ohms law ?
Student: I don't know full...I just know the last part of it.
Teacher: OK start
Student: This is called Ohms law :)
Student: Why do u think so?
Teacher: Because, when Sam wrote 'i don't know' next to Question.5, you put 'Neither do I'
Student: If the film was silent then, how do you know it was English.
Teacher: Hello Boys, remember..nothing is impossible
Student: ok Sir, you please take out all the toothpaste and put it back in the tube again
Teacher: What will you choose from two - a cow or mind
Student: Cow
Teacher: If I am on your place I will choose mind
Student: You are right. We always choose the thing we don't have :)
Teacher funny replies
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon