Men are always stressed when it comes to pregnancy and things they do to act normal and their reactions are always funny. Here is some clean and short pregnancy jokes to laugh.
The Wrong Call
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium.He asks, "hows the situation?"
He was shocked, nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch"
Husband and Doctor Conversation Jokes
Husband: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Doctor: Childbirth.
Husband: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Doctor: When the kids are in college.
Husband: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
Doctor: When the sex is between you and another woman.
Husband: My Wife is two months pregnant now. When will the baby move?
Doctor: With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Husband: The childbirth instructor says it's not pain women feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Doctor: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Husband: Is there anything my wife should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Doctor: Yes, pregnancy.
Husband: How will I know if my wife's vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
Doctor: If it's the flu, she'll get better.
One Liner Jokes:
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one"
Hope you had a good laugh! Thank you for the visit!
The Wrong Call
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium.He asks, "hows the situation?"
He was shocked, nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "Its fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch"
3 Feelings
what is the difference b/w stress, tension and panic?
what is the difference b/w stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
Panic is when both are pregnant
Husband and Doctor Conversation Jokes
Husband: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
Doctor: Childbirth.
Husband: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
Doctor: When the kids are in college.
Husband: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
Doctor: When the sex is between you and another woman.
Husband: My Wife is two months pregnant now. When will the baby move?
Doctor: With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Husband: The childbirth instructor says it's not pain women feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Doctor: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Husband: Is there anything my wife should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Doctor: Yes, pregnancy.
Husband: How will I know if my wife's vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
Doctor: If it's the flu, she'll get better.
One Liner Jokes:
"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one"
Hope you had a good laugh! Thank you for the visit!