Little children innocent answers with intelligence, humor jokes collection for instant laugh with cry. Kids are always naughty and when they come up with some beautiful reply, they are very adorable.
In school canteen,
A letter by little kid to his
Maths:
dear Maths plz grow up
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to solve your own problem,s.....:-D
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat's in ur belly?
She rep: here I've my cute beautiful baby
Child says: If it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Boy: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Kid : Teacher can I go to the bathroom ?
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
"Don't take more than 1, God is watching!"
A little further there was a box of chocolates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples"
A letter by little kid to his
Maths:
dear Maths plz grow up
.
.
to solve your own problem,s.....:-D
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat's in ur belly?
She rep: here I've my cute beautiful baby
Child says: If it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Mother: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Boy: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Teacher : (Correcting him) May I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid : But I Asked 1st .. !
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
Yes, said the policeman. The detectives want him very badly.
So Little Johnny asked, Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?
Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
Yes, said the policeman. The detectives want him very badly.
So Little Johnny asked, Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?
Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?