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Teacher: if you had one dollar and asked your father for one more dollar, how much would you have in total?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your maths.
Student: You don't know my dad!
Teacher: There is a Fish, Ship is sinking, apple cost $3/kg....Then, what is my age?
Student: 30 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 15 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher : What is the shortest month?
Student : May, it only has three letters.
Teacher: Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?
Student: It is 42 mam!
Teacher: great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?
Same student: It 24 mam.
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.
Teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?
Student: In jail!
Teacher : What do you have when you have 7 oranges in your right hand and 5 in the other hand?
Student : Big hands
Teacher : If u have 12 Chocolates and u give 5 to Ritu ,3 to Samantha, 4 to Leslie. Then What Will U get ?
Students: 3 New Girl Friend
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