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| Clean Short Classroom Jokes in English |
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Student: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.
Student: Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don’t have a computer.
Student: Exactly!
Teacher: I think you are chewing gum.
John: No Sir, I am John Smith.
Teacher: John,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
John: I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: How Old is ur father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots
Student : Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Student: Dad, what is an idiot?
Teacher: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.Do you understand me?
Student: No.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Simon, can you say your name backwards?
Simon: No Mis.
Teacher: How can we keep the school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Student : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Student: I'd climb a tree.
Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?
Student: I will jump in the lake and swim.
Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Student: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?
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