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| Sardar SMS jokes in English |
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast."
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Sardar - Where is a free gift on the shampoo which i purchase from you yesterday
Shopkeeper- Their is nothing free with that Shampoo
Sardar - you trying to make me fool it is written thier dandruff free
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says – What a shit ?
“I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all” ?.
Librarian : "So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory…."
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sardhar completed his MBBS did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: "Vaheguru plz accept my first gift"
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