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| Newly married husband and wife marriage jokes |
"Telling a lie is fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man"
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Here it is,
"We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
(Man shows his marriage certificate)
Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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