Marriage SMS jokes - Funny Husbands

Funny Marriage SMS -English
Most Funny Marriage SMS and Quotes: 

If u  MARRIED
      (Or)
If u hav a LOVER
plz delete d msg..,
Others go down.,
Advance
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.!


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During Marriage  why is the Man made to sit on the Horse or in the Car?
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Ans:
God gives him a Last Chance to Escape...

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Wedding words:

A newly married Husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "MY LIFE",
After ONE year of marriage, it was found changed to " MY WIFE";
After TWO years of Marriage; "HOME"
After FIVE Years, "HITLER"
and after TEN years, "WRONG NUMBER" !!!...

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